a 10 million year snapchat story chronicling the birth and death of an entire species
When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and
google knows what’s up
it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason