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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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bombing:

a 10 million year snapchat story chronicling the birth and death of an entire species

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prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

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lameborghini:

i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts, via fuckyeahharrypotteristheshit)

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my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels

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drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

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the wise words of felicia day

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